Re: There is always that one player....

All of my friends who know what's being added in future updates: I can't tell you that... or anything.

Everyone else I know: Ohhh yeah, I totally know what's going to be in the next update. I can't tell you who told me, or how I found out, but I hear they're gonna add Arceus, Darkrai, and every Legendary after Generation 4 next week.

Me: Guess I'll just play some Clash until the next update comes.
I'm just a normal dude, with an interesting life, who doesn't talk.... about what happens in his life.